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The weirdest dreams I’ve ever had, this is what I remember

Okay, in the first one I’m walking around my house, which is really a story and a half house, which in my first dream had somehow changed into a mansion, so anyway, I’m walking around and it’s in first person for the most part.

I’m on the second floor walking through I bunch of rooms that don’t exist and I’m trying to get back into the room that the rest of the family is in.

After awhile I’m starting to freak out a bit because there are all these rooms I’ve never scene and I can’t find my way back, I come up to a balcony and make a comment about “I can see why someone would jump off…” So in the dream there was a backstory to my house.

I walk through some more rooms and my vision starts to become grainy and I hear radio static

I move a couple rooms forward and there is one of the ghosts from SH4 in there just floating around, I say that “I’m going to kick your ass!” And lunge at it, it knock me to the floor and my elbow bashes against something and as that happens I hear a “Beep Beep Beep beep” over and over, the ghost floats out of the room and I give chase, running through a few rooms before I give up and walk back to the room I had found him in to try and shut off the damn beeping sound, I tap my foot near where I had bashed my elbow and try to find the alarm before I realize that the sound is MY alarm.

I wake up and think about the dream for a moment, before clicking the snooze button to go back to sleep, where I would have an even stranger dream…

But before I tell you about that one, any questions, comments?




I was walking through a strip mall and one
Of the places was a sex shop, I went in and found that the place had been founded by my “Father” (Not my real one, just one in my dream) I walked around the sex shop and saw a news report that my “father” would be getting out of jail soon from his indecency charge.

Well after the news report of woke up and fell back asleep, this time I’m around him as he starting the place up, and at this time it’s not a sex shop but a “Perfect man dream shop” All the things my “Father” thinks men really want, one of these things are muffins.

Anyway, a guy walks up to my “Father” and apparently asks for sex, and my “Father” starts to walk him off to the bathroom before the man jabs him in the arm, “ha, ha, got you!” The man cries, “I’m not really a horny, perverted businessman, I’m a member of Evil-aid”

Evil aid are apparently a company that checks out places of questionable integrity, so the guy walks back past me and I follow him, he walks into a room and seconds later comes out in an “Evil-aid” Jumpsuit. He pushes me into the small room so I can’t cause trouble, it’s a small room, the only thing in it is a tricycle, I walk up to it and ride around the room for a few moments before I notice the guy closed the door and it’s getting pretty fricken dark in the room, so I ride the tricycle back to the door and get off of it, I reach for the doorknob saying, “Hey open this up!” I turn the doorknob and the door flies open, revieling a long murky red hallway (Instead of the shop I had been in) with giant black robed figure floating down the hallway.

Now I react like a Silent Hill character SHOULD react when weird shit happens, I jump backwards letting out a “Yipe!” and dodge to the right, hiding next to the door.

Anyway, with the red light pouring into the room, I can see all the walls clearly, they all have different scenes depicted on them, I think to myself, “I gotta get home, maybe if I hit the walls, because I am NOT walking out the door!” So I start to walk around the room hitting on each scene on the walls and eventually I try to hit this one of a black haired man in a robe, his is giving me the evil eye, when I hit on his picture my hand went through his mouth, so after withdrawing my hand quickly, I take a deep breath and start to reach in, my arm going deeper and deeper until I feel a depression, I push down on the depression and…

“BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!”


Like magic, the alarm that I had been “Snoozing” For an hour and half goes off just as I push the button in the depression in the picture’s mouth, now I don’t jump for many reasons, but lets just say I did not hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.

So, what do you think guys and girls?


Any comments?